Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Random Stuff

Most of the stuff was kind off hard and private...here's some funny things I made up for those who seek humour :P

If you want to go on diet?
Then take diet coke work laa apa ni?!?!

Woman: Man can fix anything except?
Man: Himself?
Woman: What about woman?
Man: Everything other then herself?

How do Jockeys cook lobster?
By LOBBING a Ball and STIRRING up the crowd

What type of ring does a mechanic use?
Tiring

Can a person speak to the rock to change to liquid?
Yes, by staying in a MO(L)TEL(n)

Man 1: What is blue and high up the atmosphere?
Man 2: The sky?
Man 1: Aiyo a blue bird laa!!!

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